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Army Sayings For Hookers

16-July-2018

Every so often, you come across something that is just perfect for the occasion. I my case, I try never to be without an appropriate quote for every occasion. It is often better than telling someone what you think, and can make you sound as though you are paying attention when you really are not. Of course, you stand the chance of looking like a smart ass, but I take that risk every time I speak, so quotes are lower risk for me.

Anyway, I recently got sent a list of military sayings and as I read it through and laughed my self silly at it, I realised that actually the majority of the applied just as well to working with girls who escorts Geneva gentlemen and running escort agencies as they do to army life. I know it sounds silly, but hear me out and let me give you a few examples. 

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. Or screwing for virginity is like killing for peace, I suppose. Though I did meet a girl in Thailand who sold her virginity once a month, but that is a story for another time.

The one item you need is always in short supply. The number of times I have had escort girls having their drivers run around all over the place because they do not have any condoms with them. And you would be amazed how difficult it is to find condoms at four in the morning when you really need them. Hello? Sex worker? In fact, attractive girl who might meet a hot guy? Like they say, don't leave home without them.

Interchangeable parts aren’t. Nor are escort girls. Send the girl that is in the photos or expect the booking to go totally wrong.

It’s not the one with your name on it; it’s the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you’ve got to think about. Yeah, the opposite applies in sex work. It is not the client who says “I don't care who you send as long as they are blonde.” It is the one who only wants to see that one perfect and ideal girl and then wants all sorts of information about her. Assume they are doing a Google image search to invade your privacy. And that they will waste everyone's time and never make a booking. Or worse, turn a booking into a hostage situation.

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